Gorilla Golf Blog Happy Holidays

As the night’s draw in, temperatures drop and the shops spend their annual allowance on tinsel and light bulbs, you can tell that Christmas is coming.

The season for giving is of course a big commercial success, especially for golfers who will often end up receiving some of the latest golfing equipment as part of their festive booty.

But for the world’s best, Christmas gifts would extend beyond the merely material and perhaps Santa would need to be a tad more creative.

So, with that in mind, here’s a tongue in cheek look at what the golfers who already have everything, would like to ask Santa for this Christmas.

1. Dear Santa,

I would very much like it if you could find it in your heart to allow me to hit a driver straight occasionally and perhaps a spare smile wouldn’t go amiss as I seem to have lost mine in the past few years, which is a bit of a shame as I had a particularly nice one.  Love Tiger


2. Dear Santa,

I know this is getting a little old, but could you please, please, please take a look through your stock and try and find me a putter that works? I’ve asked for loads over the last few years and none of them have been quite right. I’m sure your elves are tampering with them.  Love Westy

Lee Westwood

3. Dear Santa,

I had a fantastic Christmas last year and have all the money I ever want, but somehow I seem to have misplaced my golfing ability. Therefore, could I please ask for you to send me a set of clubs that I am comfortable with and a healthy dose of good form for 2014 please? Oh and if you have time, let me know which country to represent at the Olympics as it’s giving me sleepless nights.  Oh and one last thing, if you could accidentally ensure my girlfriend’s camera on her phone breaks, that’d be grand.  Love Rory

Rory-McIlroy sleeping mouth open

4. Dear Santa,

Put your feet up this year my friend! What would you like me to bring you for a change as I’ve got more money than Croesus and Bill Gates put together? The van below is just delivering my winnings!  Love Henrik

5. Dear Santa,

I only want something small this year please Santa, just could you let people know that while I may look dead behind the eyes and a spiritless, lifeless misery, I’m actually a generally happy person, it’s just how my face falls that way. Love Duffers.

6. Dear Santa,

It’s a big year coming up for me and I have absolutely no idea how I am going to follow up 2012. The Yanks have picked a blinder in Tom Watson as skipper and the weather in Scotland in September could make playing on the Ross Ice Shelf more preferable. Please can you make sure I get some decent weather, some in form players and that we keep the Ryder Cup this autumn so I don’t have to emigrate to Kazakhstan?   Love P McG.

7. Dear Santa,

An appointment with a barber would suit me and my buddy Brandt to the ground y’all! – love Bubba


8. Dear Santa,

Just a quick one for you, could you please make Ian Poulter come down with a virus in September this year, just for four days, nothing serious, just not well enough to pick up a club.  – Love Tom W.

9. Dear Santa,

Do we have to ask for something golf related? I mean a number 1 and a spot on the MTV Awards show so we can Twerk with Miley Cyrus would be a great present! – Love Bubba, Rickie, Hunter and Ben.

10. Dear Santa,

My family says that I should ask you for a clothing allowance this year to save their sanity and those of my fellow golfers. I don’t know, what do you think? – Love John D

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Jimmy December 17, 2013

Great article! It surely lightened up my day!